R2 D2 (Star Wars)
Featuring gadgets like a computer interface, a Taser, a gripping tool, and a periscope, to name but a few, R2 is a friendly little box of handy, handy tricks. He was parodied by Star Wars Spoofs showing him featuring things like a popcorn machine and a bottle opener, but wouldn’t that have just made him even cooler?
Johnny 5 (Short Circuit)
Clever, funny, cute – Johnny 5 had it all. Plus, he’s in a stupendously 80’s film with a stupendously 80’s soundtrack. I had several tears in my eye when the bad man bashed him about.
Robocop (Robocop)
He stars in a plot that revolves around one robo-carnated dead city cop and his fight against crime that goes right to the top. It’s Detroit in the future. Crime levels are high, and the police are run by a dodgy corporate company. Robocop is a corporate-crime-fighting machine and the fact that he stars in a film full of eccentric baddies, dark comedy, uber action scenes and ultra-violent action (remember ED209′s glitch-driven gun rampage and bad guy Emil driving into a pool of toxic waste, melting, and then getting split in half after being hit by a car? Course you do…) makes Robocop one of my favourite robots (well, technically cyborg) EVER.
ED-209 (Robocop)
Yeah, sure he’s a big hulking piece of glitchy robot mess, and he’s not really the star of the show, but he holds a special place (like the rest of these robots) in my heart. His “You have 10 seconds to comply” countdown to death scared me out of my tiny little wits.
Terminator Series 800/Model 101 (The Terminator)
Yeah, he’s inherently evil, and sure, he repeatedly attempted to terminate John Connor (eventually succeeding), but it’s not his fault, is it? He’s a programmable military assassination cyborg that just got taken advantage of – and he’s absolutely nails.
K.I.T.T (Knight Rider TV series)
Apart from K.I.T.T.’s voice (William Daniels), there were many things I loved about this robo-car. The Hoff’s artificially intelligent computer-brained robotic ride is the 1980’s what today’s so-called ‘smart car’ should be. The original K.I.T.T. (which stands for Knight Industries Two Thousand) was a sexy 1982 Pontiac Trans Am. Oh yeah.
Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)
On first impressions, Robby was a bit slow, a bit chubby and rather awkward. But look past the exterior and you’ll find a very loveable personality and that incredible trademark dry wit. People also tend to forget that he was something of a screen icon and that, after his 1956 debut, he starred in things like US TV series such as The Thin Man, Lost in Space, The Addams Family, The Twilight Zone, Columbo, The Love Boat, Mork and Mindy and Clueless. Amazing!
False Maria (The Metropolis)
A little bit more serious this time, I’ve gone with Maria, the Maschinenmensch (German for ‘machine-human’, just in case you didn’t already know) – one of cinema’s most famous robo-icons. Her discomforting blank face and rather sassy lady-curves have been the subject of revulsion and fascination alike. I know which side of the fence I’m on.
Kryten (Red Dwarf)
Probably one of the funniest and most loveable robots – sorry, slavenoids – in the history of screen robots.
Sir Killalot (Robot Wars UK TV Series)
The head honcho of the Robot Wars house robots, Sir K, as he was more affectionately known, was absolutely as hard as nails. Designed to look like a medieval knight, he came armed with a rotating drill and a hydraulic cutting claw (adapted from the ones firemen use to cut people out of car wrecks. When Sir Killalot cut right through a metal bar Craig Charles was holding on one particular episode, the scouse presenter said: “Imagine finding him in your laundry basket.” Nah, I probably won’t, thanks.